stinky bacon

when your banging a chick and you insert freshly cooked bacon into her anus causing exciting stinging feeling. (because of the hot jumping grease) this can also be used as revenge on a man who has told you to get back in the kitchen, also put into his anus.

dude did you "stinky bacon" her with all that left over meat?

by the money maker is in my pants October 20, 2010

stinky badone

A dog named Moose. A.K.A @Moosterjuice on Instagram.

“Oh Moose, you’re such a stinky badone”

by Junior B’Gooñer April 8, 2019

sticky bacon

having eggs and bacon for breakfast and realizing that you didn't eat a strip of bacon but an adhesive bandage, hence the name "sticky bacon".

random bacon
1)carl:i want some bacon for breakfast
peggy: theres already some made
carl: wow! random bacon
2)carl: wow some bacon fell into my lap that sure is some random bacon

by shish 101 April 4, 2005

generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon

Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.

Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!

by QuacksO September 28, 2018