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stinkmouse 

to either wipe your fingers in your ass Mallrats-style and then place them on someone's mouse, or just simply taking the mouse and rubbing it in your crack.
What an a-hole. I just stinkmoused that muthafucka. Wish I brought the chocolate pretzels for a lunch capper!
stinkmouse by Uglier September 25, 2007
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stinkmosis 

The uncanny ability of shit smell to transfer through 8-10 layers of quality toilet tissue to the wiper's hand,as if by osmosis. One tell-tale clue that you have acquired skinkmosis if if the wiping hand feels damp.
After pooping and wiping,I always do a stinkmosis sniff test to see if I need regular soap or germicidal gel or both.
stinkmosis by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

Stinknose 

When someone upsets you so you wait until they are sleeping, pull down your pants down, squat over their face, spread your buttcheeks and grind your asshole on their nose and face.
My roommate Bill ate the last taco at dinner last night so I gave him a stinknose!
Stinknose by Jerrysguy June 13, 2018

Nashville Stinkhouse

When one slowly, but surely, crawls inside another's anal cavity until their entire body has been engulfed by the person's rectum. The person inside the rectum then decides to live in said rectum for several years. Once a Nashville Stinkhouse has been initiated it cannot be stopped. It turns out that the human anus is a prime piece of real estate and provides one with a warm home, plenty of space, and enough food and drink to last a lifetime.
Jeff, can you give me a Nashville Stinkhouse? My house has been foreclosed and i require a place to take residence.

Stinkoustic 

Someone who smells bad and has any form of autism
Kadari is so stinkoustic, I hate him!
Stinkoustic by Y33TM4NDJ April 18, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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