stinkbeard

A beard whose pungent aroma can be experienced from a distance.

One who possesses a beard whose pungent aroma can be experienced from a distance.

"But it takes 20 years to become a stinkbeard-and-mustache doctor!"

"No way, she's dating him? He's a fuckin toms-wearing, flannel sporting, stinkbeard hipster douchebag"

stinkbeard by Corndorg February 20, 2012

Stinkhead 

Stinkhead (noun, adjective)

A glamorous female archetype permeating pop culture from the years 1978 to 1993. The term originally stemmed from the voluminous hair styles during that period; one could catch a whiff from 3-10 ft away from a stinkhead because of the amount of product needed to perpetuate such mass.

Hair isn't the point, though. The term has become significantly more robust, including a much broader spectrum of ladies from this era. The collective m.o. of the stinkhead is to flaunt exclusivity, glamour, sexuality and/or financial resources. Typical visual cues of stinkhead status include heels, rocker boots, sunglasses, lacquered nails, and martinis. Common stinkhead environments include the beach, the salon, horse races, hotel bars, and dance clubs. Stinkheadry often overlaps with various musical cultures like hip hop, r&b, freestyle, and hair metal.

Exemplary stinkheads include porn star Nina Hartley, Kelly LeBrok from 'Weird Science ,' Cassandra Peterson ('Elvira'), Rosie Perez ('Do the Right Thing'), and free style bands like Klymaxx and Sweet Sensation.

"Look at that tan stinkhead in the Porsche with my dad."

"I only watch stinkhead porn."

"Look at that cougar at the bar eating that shrimp cocktail. I bet she was a total stinkhead in her day."

"This stinkhead's gotta get to the salon."

"You wanna go this club tonight? Yeah, but I gotta wash my stinkhead."

"Is that a wig? No, it's my stinkhead."

Stinkhead by Electrikiss October 26, 2013

stinktard 

A smelly person who is so unintelligent they don't know they reek!

Jane,did you get a whiff of that fat old stinktard?

stinktard by Numbtard September 6, 2007

stinkard

A commoner in the Natchez social system. A stinkard is formed when a creepster and a sketchball meet in a club, and the creepster smells the sketchball's hair from behind.

Stinkardness is transferred through the blood of the mother sketchball, even when the father is Honored (well-endowed). Considered below the status of the bastard child.

Friend 1: I met the sketchiest guy last night. He was a real creepster.

Friend 2: According to the punnett square, you have a 50% probability of making a stinkard. Stay away!

stinkard by Creepy Keith May 7, 2008

stinkberry 

Bastardization of Pinkberry by haters, who don't understand why this L.A.-based chain has developed such an inexplicably large cult following. Addicts have compared its tart, low-fat frozen yogurt to crack cocaine, while others aruge that it's not really yogurt.

Man, dieting sucks. All I get to eat is steamed broccoli and crappy stinkberry.

stinkberry by The Gluttonist October 24, 2007

stinkerdoodles 

A fluffy substitute for "shit". Appropriately used in a work setting.

"Stinkerdoodles! I forgot to put this package in the courier bag!"

stinkerdoodles by Vixxen April 19, 2007

spunkbeard 

To spunk on a girls chin

I took her sideways then gave her a spunkbeard

spunkbeard by Matnfjkwg October 10, 2006