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skunkbear 

A nasty and wholly unattractive member of the land weasel family (Mustelidae), sp. Gulo Gulo (Latin: "Glutton"), called by its common name the wolverine. It is also known colloqiually as "those assholes who think they go to an ivy-league school in the midwest." To skunkbear is known to reside inside coffee shops, trying desperately to look pretentious and educated, ensuring that other mammals in the vicinity see them doing coursework openly on a wireless laptop. Sometimes, solely for effect, the skunkbear will also carry a copy of Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged"; this is to expand on the skinkbear's facade of academic elitism and snobbery, but with no actual equity behind it. The skunkbear's coat is usually dull, and poorly screenprinted with mock-retro logos or pseudo-political trappings. On occasion, however, the skunkbear will molt and reveal a second coat of maize and blue hue; this occurs twice per year, typically when the skunkbear encounters either Spartan warriors or a Buckeye. This change in the skunkbear's coat is a reaction to the threat of not being an attractive mate to species other than its own (in which the skunkbear, or anyone else, has no real sexual interest). If one encounters a skunkbear, one should not discuss the following topics under any circumstances:

intercollegiate athletics
domestic and/or foreign political policy
the U.S. constitution
multiculturalism/racial sensitivity
alma maters
the skunkbear's desperation to leave the state

Failure to heed this warning will lead to an excruciatingly long diatribe, in which one will not be able to slip in a word edgewise. It is also advisable not to engage the skunkbear in any discussion of music, lest one wants to hear a 45-minute set review and critque of some shitty, local Gogol Bordello-esque gypsy-punk-indie-ska band that the skunkbear saw recently for $5 and the Blind Pig. The best way to handle a skunkbear is to let a Spartan stomp it into weasel custard.

The skunkbear is pictured here: http://www.photochopz.com/gallery/data/500/medium/Skunk-Bear--14394.jpg
"See that guy in the University of Michigan hoodie? He's another skunkbear who only wears that shirt during rivalry week."
skunkbear by El Hond0 December 9, 2008
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spunkbarge

A woman who is capable of holding a vast quanity of seminal fluid, regardless of what orifice said seminal fluid is deposited inside of.
My god, that woman can take a whole load of meat inside her! She's such a fuckin' spunkbarge!
spunkbarge by Qelqoth October 9, 2006

spunk beard 

A lady (of sorts) that has had such a high intake of spunk that it no longer fits in her mouth and thus dribbles down her chin in a beard like fashion.
"Stop cumming in my mouth or i'll end up with a spunk beard"
spunk beard by Paul Johnston August 14, 2006

Spunkard 

A woman/man who is addicted to the taste/consistency of spunk.
Susan, a known spunkard, was seen eating cock at the company luncheon. Robert, our Staff Manager, was heard to exclaim "Looks like we've really landed the Johnson account!"
Spunkard by Robert Cuntree March 8, 2009

stinkbeard

A beard whose pungent aroma can be experienced from a distance.

One who possesses a beard whose pungent aroma can be experienced from a distance.
"But it takes 20 years to become a stinkbeard-and-mustache doctor!"

"No way, she's dating him? He's a fuckin toms-wearing, flannel sporting, stinkbeard hipster douchebag"
stinkbeard by Corndorg February 20, 2012
A person/object which is certainly uncool and very annoying, and deserves to be eaten by a wild pack of bears/gorrillas/rabbits. An example of this is Bacob, our best friends. Stevie Seymour, the famous guy, is certainly not a Spunktard.
That boy's a right old spunktard, I mean, look at his shoes..
Spunktard by alrightjizzthen December 3, 2009