stink slap 

The act of wiping your ass with your hand (preferably while very sweaty or having recently shat) and slapping the living bejeezus of some one, leaving his face smelling of dookie.

Albert was stink slapped yesterday you can tell because when you get near him his face still smells of shit

stink slap by Jacob Royal October 23, 2012

dick stick slap 

when your friend is banging a girl, you break in, push the girl off and wack his erect penis with a stick

ohhhh doug, my dick still hurts from when you dick stick slapped me last night

dick stick slap by slang master daddy April 26, 2009

stank slap 

When a bitch swipes her hand on her pussy, pulls it out, and slaps a bitch.

this bitch was hitting' on my man, I walked up and stank slapped her. "Eat that"

stank slap by Bitch slapper November 16, 2013

slap stick

when a man is about to jizz and the girl is un aware of it and he hits her in the mouth with it. basicly she uses it like "chapstick"

hey babe, would you like some....SLAP STICK!!?

slap stick by sir slapsalot January 30, 2010

Slap stick

When a penis is used in a movement that creates a slapping sound against certain surfaces, and thus being 'A Slap Stick'..Or a 'Stick Slapper.!! or... ' Stick Slapping'.if this is done by more than one member!!! .. This is seen more common with people that have a length advantage over people with a girth advantage. But this is purely speculation and obviously depends on how people can manipulate their sticks!!!

They say..As long as you have a stick.... everyone can be what they want to be…….They say..there is ‘Slap Stick’ in everone!!!!!!!...... Just Believe!!

1)...
One girlfriend says to another….”Oh please…. That’s one ‘Slap Stick’ of a Man I need to Know…… Name… now !! Sister!!

2) A Brother to another..... Keep your 'slapping Stick' to yourself Bro... It's sound but just not my beat!! Ya Feel Meee?? x

Slap stick by MJ C October 9, 2009

slap stick

when some one is so ugly you just want to slap the living shit out of them with a stick!

holy shit! that bitch is ugly! SLAP STICK SLAP STICK!

slap stick by Stevvvvven April 23, 2007

slap stick

When kids get spoiled by their parents and don't take responsibility for themselves, I come in and slap them with a stick, thus the slap stick is born.

Prep: Moooommmmm, I want ANOTHER POLO!!
(Cue in Door's Peace Frog for background music)
Mom: Okay sweetie, put it in the basket.
Badass Slap Stick Carrier (IE: me): Bitch! You will SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN.

Then I slap the kid with my slap stick.

slap stick by Matt the cat June 1, 2005