stigal

The last name of a very weird person. normally one who watches anime and lurks in a dark room looking at a computer screen. He will bash you if you do not like his favorite anime and will do every thing in his will to annoy you about it.

“Oh he watches anime he must be a stigal”

“He stays in his dark room all day on the computer” “oh he must be a stigal”

stigal by The-Dire-Wolf-X December 12, 2019

Sigal 

Literally perfect. Intelligent. Beautiful. Popular. Sweet. Flowy brown hair. Has glasses but totally pulls it off.

Wow, did you see that girl? She’s such a Sigal!

Sigal by Nnooooppppeee June 6, 2018

Stiglet 

A Stiglet, usually referring to people of Iranian descent. A highly offensive Racial Slur. Not very commonly used. Originating in Pennsylvania the word Stiglet was made in 2020.

Jared: You seen that new stiglet that goes to our school?

John: Yea! Just hope he doesn’t blow up!

Stiglet by AutisticFentanylAddictedMonkey November 27, 2020

The Stegall Disclaimer

Clause.

Codicil used by males prior to engaging in vaginal/anal intercourse with sorostitutes. This clause is directly used to relieve any and/or all future hopes of aforementioned guttersluts from pressuring said individual into relationships. Further, the male in said situation is absolved from all guilt stemming from palpation of the vaginal canal and/or anus on any given sexual encounter. Upon acceptance of the agreement, the sorostitute has no grounds to bitch or carp about the male’s absence of interest in her personally as well as sexually post copulation. The function of the agreement replaces the antiquated phrase “sex does not constitute a relationship” that is typically used in one’s defense after coitus. It is important to note that most experts agree that had the Stegall Disclaimer been instituted in our fathers’ time most bullshit that almost all of us have had to deal with at one time or another could have been avoided.

NOTE: The most integral and ingenuous part of the disclaimer is that it dispels the myth that the vast majority of women believe that they are “special” and “different” from all other “pieces of ass.” In addition, the application of this verbal contract vindicates a fundamental part of the male’s relationship slant – women are stupid and think that they can change men, but they are incorrect. It is important to remember that the use of the disclaimer MUST be clearly in place before the first penetrating act. Serious consequences will result if the methodology is applied AFTER “rearranging her guts.”

The Disclaimer was first implanted in the fall of 2003 and has since achieved overwhelmingly positive results. To the knowledge of all pundits of the clause, the disclaimer’s veil has not been pierced since inception.

*The Stegall Disclaimer does not protect against HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases.

Amy: “He’s such a fucking dick for screwing me and not calling this week.”
Pam: “But you said that he gave you the Stegall Disclaimer.”
Amy: “I know but…well…fuck.”

Zach: “You can’t just raw-dog your soldier through some chick and not take her out later.”
Ryan: “You are uninformed, my friend. I gave her the ‘ol Stegall Disclaimer.”
Zach: “You are a goddamned genius.”

The Stegall Disclaimer by William Faulknerite April 12, 2009

stiga 

1: Slightly better than decent

2: Functional

3: A 6-7 out of 10

1: How's that doup taste, Jon?
It's stiga

2: My pencil erasor isn't new or anything, but it's still stiga.

3: Garden state soundtrack? Stiga

4: Hey, Wags, what do you think of that girl?
She's stiga

stiga by jon vw April 28, 2006

SigAlert 

Any unplanned event that causes the closing of one lane of traffic for 30 minutes or more, as opposed to a planned event like road construction, which is planned separately. Colloquial to Southern California

As I was stuck in traffic due to a SigAlert on the 405, I glanced up at the SUV in front of me (driven by a blonde bimbo, wouldn’t you know it) and saw a bumper sticker that read, “I want to be Barbie — the bitch has everything!”

SigAlert by bkdouble October 21, 2006

Sigaling 

When someone is running up stairs in Call Of Duty and getting shot at but gets away and comes back down shooting the person who was shooting at them in the back as they give up and leave for a kill.

Sigaling pro is unlocked as a perk after you blind fire 10 people while coming down the stairs.

Hey man, I've been sigaling these guys all day in Call of Duty. I think I'm going to unlock sigaling pro.

Sigaling by Eliyahoo December 10, 2010