stiffy jiffy

Male ejaculate; cum.

Kaleb told me he hit Caitlin in the eye last night with his stiffy jiffy!

stiffy jiffy by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

sniffy jiffy 

blow, devil's dandruff, peruvian pixie powder, bolivian flake, etc etc

I'm gonna pick me up some sniffy jiffy and have a rockstar weekend.

sniffy jiffy by rockstar daf_ July 1, 2004

sniffy jiffy 

Cocaine or other snorted crystal powder drugs.

I got some sniffy jiffy and booger sugar! Your nostrils will LOVE me!

sniffy jiffy by Serpentine July 29, 2008

Stiffy Jify 

A "Stiffy Jify" is when a transgender man gets his boyfriend to spread peanut butter all over his shaft, making it hard. Then the boyfriend sucks him off, licking off the peanut butter at the same time until completion. Once they cum, you take it and put it in two graham crackers like smore's, adding chocolate and more peanut butter and eating it.

"Do you know where Samuel went?"
"Yah, he's in the bathroom giving Michael a Stiffy Jify"

Stiffy Jify by tiddle smikkums April 20, 2024

Spiffy in a Jiffy 

When you are on the road, stop at a gas station for a blowjob, and leave right as you jizz.

"Meet anyone special on your road trip?"
"No, but some girl at a gas station gave me a Spiffy in a Jiffy."

Spiffy in a Jiffy by Mr. Manly Dan November 23, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020