sticky floor

When you’re too lazy to use a paper towel or toilet paper during self pleasure, so your cum ends up on the floor

Person 1: Ew, what is that that I just stepped on?! Why is the floor sticky?! ( sticky floor)
Person 2: ....

sticky floor by squim December 6, 2021

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Kentucky Sticky Floor

An act of masturbation where you use large amounts of super glue as lubricant and inadvertantly get yourself stuck to the floor (or wherever you're sitting).

Can involve a partner.

I think I just caught Matt Kentucky Sticky Flooring it in the bathroom.

Kentucky Sticky Floor by Tiny Osama September 20, 2018

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floob stick

Substitute for dick, slang for penis.

Perv: Can I stick my floob stick in your floob hole?
Fit person: Floob no, get the floob away!

floob stick by moodle_man May 25, 2006

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