An evil bastard and CEO of Apple Computers.
Bill Gates is in the process of giving 85% of his fortunate to charity. Linus Torvalds single-handedly invented Linux, and made it free and open-source. Jobs has done neither of these things.
When Jobs' own company, NeXt, failed miserably, he returned to Apple as CEO. At the time, several other companies were manufacturing MacOS-compatible computers; Jobs revoked their licenses. He also put the kibosh on a project to develop a PC-compatible version of MacOS, the result of both of these actions being that if you want to use MacOS, you have to buy a Mac.
Bill Gates is in the process of giving 85% of his fortunate to charity. Linus Torvalds single-handedly invented Linux, and made it free and open-source. Jobs has done neither of these things.
When Jobs' own company, NeXt, failed miserably, he returned to Apple as CEO. At the time, several other companies were manufacturing MacOS-compatible computers; Jobs revoked their licenses. He also put the kibosh on a project to develop a PC-compatible version of MacOS, the result of both of these actions being that if you want to use MacOS, you have to buy a Mac.
If it wasn't for Steve Jobs, more people would use MacOS because they wouldn't have to spend lots of money on a computer they can't modify and isn't compatible with lots of peripherals.
If I had a Death Note, I would write 'Steve Jobs - death by diarrhoea' in it.
If I had a Death Note, I would write 'Steve Jobs - death by diarrhoea' in it.
by Darth Ridley April 24, 2008
The moron who created Apple Computers, the computers for retards who don't understand how to use a goddamn PC, because they're so stupid that they think Macs are better because they look all pretty but in reality do jack shit. He is also responsible for Macs lack of a right click on the mouse, seriously WTF is up with that?
by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 01, 2007
Co- founder of Apple, provides crappy products and thinks hes god due to his ipod "masterpiece" and the imacs. His so called "macintosh" is what he supposedly thinks is vastly superior to a PC and makes fun of PC's through a marketing campaign called get a mac. His followers are gay sons of a bitches who have some kind of mental retardation because of their belief of Macs being "superior" to pc's.
P.S: He is hungry for money.
P.S: He is hungry for money.
"Apple, Stealing your money since 1976"
"What kind of mental retard provides only 18 months of battery life for an ipod?!??!?! and then expects to replace it with a new one???!??"
"Steve Jobs"
"What kind of mental retard provides only 18 months of battery life for an ipod?!??!?! and then expects to replace it with a new one???!??"
"Steve Jobs"
by Ricky01 November 24, 2007
Serg: Why are these computers all fucked up?
Vic: Steve's the one that built them out.
Serg: Oh so they're all Steve Jobs.
Vic: Steve's the one that built them out.
Serg: Oh so they're all Steve Jobs.
by Dick Picker January 27, 2023
I was using my PowerBook in the crowded lecture hall and got totally Steve Jobbed in about 5 minutes!
by TacticalMoFo June 02, 2006
Like a regular Hand Job but someone else takes credit for it and claims it's the best one they've ever given
by tangent1021 October 23, 2015
Man, everyone in line at the Apple store for that new iPhone that added 10 pixels for $600 got Steve Jobs.
by SenselessNoise September 07, 2010