A small town in Ohio that most people living here won't see the age of 60 because of the Dirty stinky shit filled air and a bunch of immature drunk assholes driving around at night.
If you wanna die early, be bored everyday for your whole life, sit in convenient parking lot or get drunk come to Steubenville.
by victor brian December 24, 2004
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Josh: Did you hear about what happened in Steubenville bro?
Jake: Yeah that town is crazy, maybe they should change the name to Stupidville.
Jake: Yeah that town is crazy, maybe they should change the name to Stupidville.
by JoshorJake March 19, 2013
Get the Steubenville mug.An old steel town on the Ohio river held up solely by Franciscan University. Many speculate that it's proximity to Pittsburgh will propel its growth, but the term 'steel valley' doesn't help much. Steuby, as know by locals, has many neighborhoods - i.e. Not-so-pleasant heights, "we're getting better"-LaBelle, and the middle class neighborhoods around Harding. The city also has the greatest schools and football teams in Ohio. For fun go to Robinson, not downtown.
-whatdaya think of that Steubenville place?
-not the best but the residents there love it oddly enough.
-not the best but the residents there love it oddly enough.
by Zac Sike December 27, 2007
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a "money" town filled with crack heads and weed heads,and prostitutes ; city with G's and hoodstars across from Weirton WV
a "money" town filled with crack heads and weed heads,and prostitutes ; city with G's and hoodstars across from Weirton WV
by Ashley girl November 28, 2006
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Get the Steubenville mug.As you're making out with your girlfriend/buss down/ setup (standing), stop and get her to start talking about some random bullshit you don't care about. While she is midsentence give her the Stone Cold Stunner, knocking her out completely. Then do your thang. You'll have approximately 45 minutes so act quickly.
Side Note: If the Stunner doesn't knock her out on the first try, you may wanna try the sleeper hold or even The People's Elbow. Shoutout to 1990s WWF.
Side Note: If the Stunner doesn't knock her out on the first try, you may wanna try the sleeper hold or even The People's Elbow. Shoutout to 1990s WWF.
Example 1
Male 1: So how'd it go last night?
Male 2: All she wanted to do was makeout. So I got her in a conversation about her ex-boyfriend and Steubenville Stunnered her ass!
Example 2
Male 1: Bro, we ran Polar Express on her!
Male 2: How'd you manage that!?! She hasn't put out since Bob Barker hosted The Price Is Right!
Male 1: Performed a grade A Steubenville Stunner.
Male 2: Nice.
Male 1: So how'd it go last night?
Male 2: All she wanted to do was makeout. So I got her in a conversation about her ex-boyfriend and Steubenville Stunnered her ass!
Example 2
Male 1: Bro, we ran Polar Express on her!
Male 2: How'd you manage that!?! She hasn't put out since Bob Barker hosted The Price Is Right!
Male 1: Performed a grade A Steubenville Stunner.
Male 2: Nice.
by SGT. NAFTA December 6, 2010
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