stephanie salto 

She’s a woman , with stars in her eyes but you can’t see them very clearly because of her glasses . Once she takes off her glasses and reveals those stars in the eyes she’s as beautiful, she’ll melt you like honey when she kisses upon you , her orange red hair reminds you of a citrus fruit yet again her lips are as sweet as citrus .. the kind of girl who makes men be head over heels for her as I am , she has not touched me physically but she’s touched me mentally and I all I can do is playback the memory of her smiling and all I can see were her dimples and that’s when I knew I had done a great job . A woman with big dreams to join the army and to be a mother to my kids one day but she’s feisty when I display her inappropriately. She does not like being shown off her wild side to people , she keeps things in private nor would she have the relationship hidden she just wants to stay a mystery , A mystery where she can find a man and a woman attractive , where if a woman she picks she is the man of the relationship and as for a man she has to be daddy’s girl . An alpha woman I’d say but that beautiful tall woman with red hair and dimples that sneezes like so gently is a mystery and I want to solve it

Jane: why has Stephanie Salto soto been so weird lately?
Laura: idk , rumors spread that she’s been hoeing lately
Jane:stephanie seems like a quiet school girl that gets good grades ? I don’t understand

Laura: well how do you think she got wider hips?
Jane: she’s an athlete…
Laura: noo silly she’s taking it from the back …
Jane: Laura that’s not a very nice assumption

Laura: ugh you’re so fucken weird Jane it’s like you like Stephanie
Jane: (silent in her mind): maybe I do..

stephanie salto by Stephanie salto soto November 23, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012