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stephanie salto 

She’s a woman , with stars in her eyes but you can’t see them very clearly because of her glasses . Once she takes off her glasses and reveals those stars in the eyes she’s as beautiful, she’ll melt you like honey when she kisses upon you , her orange red hair reminds you of a citrus fruit yet again her lips are as sweet as citrus .. the kind of girl who makes men be head over heels for her as I am , she has not touched me physically but she’s touched me mentally and I all I can do is playback the memory of her smiling and all I can see were her dimples and that’s when I knew I had done a great job . A woman with big dreams to join the army and to be a mother to my kids one day but she’s feisty when I display her inappropriately. She does not like being shown off her wild side to people , she keeps things in private nor would she have the relationship hidden she just wants to stay a mystery , A mystery where she can find a man and a woman attractive , where if a woman she picks she is the man of the relationship and as for a man she has to be daddy’s girl . An alpha woman I’d say but that beautiful tall woman with red hair and dimples that sneezes like so gently is a mystery and I want to solve it
Jane: why has Stephanie Salto soto been so weird lately?
Laura: idk , rumors spread that she’s been hoeing lately
Jane:stephanie seems like a quiet school girl that gets good grades ? I don’t understand

Laura: well how do you think she got wider hips?
Jane: she’s an athlete…
Laura: noo silly she’s taking it from the back …
Jane: Laura that’s not a very nice assumption

Laura: ugh you’re so fucken weird Jane it’s like you like Stephanie
Jane: (silent in her mind): maybe I do..
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