steamy coiler

A shit made by a dog in a cold climate that comes out in an ice cream swirl fashon.

It must be cold out that dog just took a steamy coiler.

by Steve Harmon August 9, 2006

Steam Room Cooler

When two or more hot guys wearing only towels are totally trying to get it on in the gym's steam room, but there's that one ugly guy whose very presence is totally cockblocking them.

Man, I was totally gonna hook up with that guy but that steam room cooler just would not leave!

by SoyUnSombrero July 26, 2016