steaming shit
steaming shit by Oofooflettuce December 21, 2017
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big steaming shit
1. Literally, noun; a pile of feces, often left outdoors in cold whether, that steams while still warm/fresh.
2. Slang, noun; fecal matter that is potent and/or offensive in smell.
3. Adj.; to express dissatisfaction with either a person place or thing.
2. Slang, noun; fecal matter that is potent and/or offensive in smell.
3. Adj.; to express dissatisfaction with either a person place or thing.
1. My dog left a big steaming shit in the yard.
2. I don't know what he ate, but that was a big steaming shit he left.
3. This night turned out to be a big steaming shit!
2. I don't know what he ate, but that was a big steaming shit he left.
3. This night turned out to be a big steaming shit!
big steaming shit by stinkyfinger November 3, 2013
giant steaming shit
A shit witch rips open your asshole that you take primarily after you have been holding it in to finish a game of Call of Duty and
giant steaming shit by Normal British child August 29, 2020
steaming yak shit
steaming yak shit by codered253 February 16, 2013
steaming pile of shit
A pile of shit that is steaming because it recently emerged from an anus. In other words, really shitty shit; Or in other words, something blatantly false, incredibly terrible, or both.
"What a steaming pile of shit," Tom said after sitting through Joe's story of how he banged three gorgeous women, won a Formula One race, and was awarded the Nobel Prize all in one day.
steaming pile of shit by Indica35 November 11, 2015
big steaming pile o'shit
big steaming pile o'shit by heavysteve May 12, 2008
Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin
A Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin is not literally what it sounds like. A Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin is a cruel, unjust human being, one who feeds purely on the anguish of others. A bully who acts inappropriately on others who are different than themself. A degenerate that slows down the advancement of our society. Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins emit a poison that makes people feel negative emotions, and secret this poison specifically on others who are highly different than themself. Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins are what we call, “toxic.” However, they can be dealt with by being completely ignored. If you let the goblin get under your skin, it will feed off of you, like a parasite, but if you ignore it, it will not have anything to feed off of, and it will shrivel up and die. If you are attacked by a Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin, ignore it, no matter what mean things it says. Let’s fight the Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins!
“All of you weebs and furries are so immature, childish, and weird, and you all deserve to be publicly humiliated!!”
“Don’t listen to him, he’s just another Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin.”
“Don’t listen to him, he’s just another Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin.”
Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin by OmegaWartortle May 26, 2020
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