Steamed Clams 

1) an excuse as to why there is smoke coming out of your oven
2) a dish often confused for Steamed Hams

1)Chalmers: why is there smoke. Oming out of your oven
Skinner:oh, that's not smoke, thats steam. Steam from the Steamed Clams we're having.
2)Chalmers: I thought you said we were having Steamed Clams

Skinner: Oh no, i said Steamed Hams. Thats what I call hamburgers

Steamed Clams by TheRogueChicken July 21, 2019

Steamed Clams 

When the roast in your oven is ruined and smoke ends up coming out of your oven.

"Oh, that isn't smoke! It's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! MMMMMM steamed clams"

Steamed Clams by MrLoser74 August 31, 2023

Steamed Clam 

Pussy after a shower. The best taste on Earth.

I ate this chicks steamed clam the other day. i love pussy right after a shower.

Steamed Clam by Chuck Bucket January 28, 2005

Steamed clam 

Exhaling hot, moist air through your girlfriends underwear and heating up her crotch taco.

She wasn't in the mood until I dropped my face in her lap and gave her a Steamed Clam.

Steamed clam by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003

Steamed Clam 

The ultimate act of revenge upon a cheating girlfriend. This is the process in which you buy a bottle of hand sanitizer and simply remove its label and replace it with a label from a bottle of lube. Use the sanitizer as lube and she will receive the burning sting of retribution.

She cheated on me so I gave her the steamed clam.

Steamed Clam by BGOFTACH January 18, 2010

Steamed Clam 

The act of eating out a girl while in a hot steamy shower.

Dude: So what're you gunna have for dinner?
Dude2: I don't know about you, but I'm having steamed clam.

Steamed Clam by IrishBigguns October 5, 2005

Steamed Clam 

When a couple is spooning (the man is the "little spoon" and the female is the "big spoon") and the man surprises his lady by releasing a hot, wet fart onto the her clam, thus steaming it. Voila, STEAMED CLAM!!!

Dude, I made some delicious steamed clam(s) last night...in bed!

Steamed Clam by ktbux June 14, 2009