stealth smasher

A man who smashes the crab of his girlfriend within close proximity of family or friends without anyone realising
Russell smashed the crab out of his mrs last night,the walls were that thin that surely somebody would have heard him

It’s a good job he’s a stealth smasher!!
by Boil the prawn yeeeeessss March 16, 2018
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