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Stay Strapped 

woah there fuck that i forgot to stay strapped
and she was taking off my pants and started screaming like : where the fuck ur dick go
so i said: woah there fuck that i forgot to stay strapped

Stay Strapped 

When someone is "Strapped" they have their dick on their body. The term Stay Strapped is a reminder to as it says Stay Strapped.
Mike: Bro she invited me to her house! I think im bouta get laid!
Logan: Dude make sure you Stay Strapped.
Stay Strapped by cockjuicer June 8, 2020

stay strapped 

stay strapped means to always keep a condom on you in order to be prepared to have sexual intercourse
Ben: yo my girls coming over
Luke: make sure you “stay strapped”
stay strapped by Niggem May 10, 2024

Stay strapped or get clapped 

Stay armed for your protection or risk being destroyed.
A man was walking around with a sword, stabbing multiple people. If one of them were strapped they wouldn't have been clapped. "Stay strapped or get clapped"!

Stay strapped or get clapped 

A saying which means to carry a weapon/gun (being strapped) on one's person at all times or suffer the possibility of being a victim if SHTF (being shot/stabbed/killed = getting clapped)

Dont let yourself be a victim, stay strapped and you won't get clapped!
Bro 1: Yo did you see the news, some batshit crazy guy shot up a mall!

Bro 2: Yeah man I saw it, that's why I always "Stay strapped or get clapped", worlds crazy bro.

Stay strapped or get clapped 

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