status whore 

One who updates their status on Facebook and/or Myspace repeatedly (such as every 10-20 mins.) for attention.

Claire: "Ah! I'm hungry!" 30 mins ago.
Claire: "Yay! I had my favorite smoothie!" 20 mins ago.
Claire: "Who wants to go on a roadtrip?" 10 mins ago.
Claire: "Austin sounds fun..." 20 seconds ago.
---reply to Claire's status--
Becky: God, Claire, you're a status whore!

status whore by Claire the raw vegan bisexual December 23, 2008

Status Whore 

One who practices putting out constant updates about their mundane lives via facebook, twitter, or myspace. Not to be confused with a status slut: one who comments on statuses but doesn't actually put out anything.
related terms:
Facebook Whore
Myspace Whore
Twitter Whore (less common)

Jilllian: i love taylor swift. teardrops on my guitar makes me cry every time. (1 minute ago)
Jillian: we were both young, when i first saw you... (30 seconds ago)
Jillian: i close my eyes and the flashback starts i'm standing there...( 10 seconds ago)
Jillian: on a balcony in the summer air...
Mike: Jillian ******** is such a f*cking status whore. i hate her with every fiber of my being.

Status Whore by dantheman51392 November 8, 2009

Status Whore 

When a person (specifically teenager) will set a status on Facebook/Myspace for attention more than four times a day.
The word Status Whore was developed because a whore changes boyfriends everyday , and Status whores change statuses every hour

Signs that you are being a status whore include :

1. Your wall contains statuses that are being updated every 15 minutes.
2. You tend to use statuses that don't get many likes on facebook.
3. People know your life because of your statuses.

Status Whores on Facebook

Maddie : I need a bagel (5 minutes ago)
Maddie : Left my charger at Baileys house \: (9 minutes ago)
Maddie : I HATE LIFE (12 minutes ago)
Maddie : HAVING SEX WITH ADRIAN DONT TEXT UNLESS YOU WANNA JOIN (15 minutes ago)
Maddie : I hate whores. (20 minutes ago)

^ This is a real girl who actually set these statuses

Status Whore by Fishyyyyyy August 18, 2010

Status Whore 

a person who periodically changes his/her status on myspace/facebook/aim, about every hour. After a while, it gets annoying.

That shane kid is such a status whore. he changes his status seven times in the past hour.

Status Whore by swhittle April 25, 2009

status whore 

A person who comments on everyones status on facebook.

Damn! Celica always comments on everyone's status she is such a status whore!

status whore by heycelica April 5, 2009

facebook status whore 

NOUN

One who clogs your facebook notifications with ridiculous status updates every 30 minutes.

25 notifications in a row?? Jeff is such a Facebook status whore !!

facebook status whore by soapy pickle November 4, 2013

WHORE STATUS 

When a female has revenge sex, or sex with multipartners thinking knowone will know.

My friend asked if i knew the 411 on cassandra, and i told him shes "whore status"

WHORE STATUS by Dmoney923 January 24, 2024