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stats shark

An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)

Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.
Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark
by buttfingerer September 18, 2025
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Status Shark

a person who has to comment on everything on facebook even if they do not know you.
by Chode45 July 4, 2010
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