Staticing

The point when you are so drunk or high, when you look at a blank space and see static as if you were looking at an old tv that you had to slap every 5 minutes,

Dude. Im staticing man, I need to pass out.

by Drunkaholic August 12, 2012

Staining the Porcelain

To take a dump. A shit, if you will.

P.J.: "Be right back guys! I'll be Staining the Porcelain for a few minutes!"

by P.J. Hutch March 8, 2008

staining porcelain

stocking the pond, dropping the kids off at the pool, etc. slang phrase for deification

Where's john... oh he's out staining porcelain

by mormdavid April 24, 2009

statusing

(v.) the act of updating one's facebook status, often more than once in a short period of time.

Kelly was statusing during the entire Super Bowl. He would've gotten more out of just watching the game.

by mugolf February 24, 2011

Social 'Dick'stancing

Sending unsolicited dick pics during Covid-19 quarantine.

"Why did he send you a dick pic?"
"He's under quarantine so we're social 'dick'stancing."
"Ah. Not bad, let me see that..."

by KayYo21 March 21, 2020

Not hating, just stating

Not wishing to offend or anger anyone, but simply must be said.

She should NOT be wearing that skirt. Not hating, just stating...

by fearyomamma April 20, 2010

over statusing

When someone writes EVERYTHING that they are doing in their facebook/myspace status.

Bob: Dude I'm so sick of seeing Erica's statuses.

Mark: I know seriously. I don't want to hear about her every freaking moment.

Bob: I know. She's over statusing again.

by boredomoverrules June 9, 2009