stanten 

1.GREATEST WEATHERMAN KNOWN TO MAN KIND
**undercover secret agent sargant ninja turtle**
Best disguised at night

having sex in the best car there is to do it in
lets do a stanten

stanten by Lo*E April 13, 2008

barry stanton 

Proper brexit fella, loves his carling.

Barry Stanton is a true English patriot

barry stanton by Taylor Windmill May 18, 2018

Staten Island Sandwhich 

The most bitter yet tasty 3 way to ever be produced by mankind. To produce you need one willing and one unwilling dude in a current bromance, as well as one girl. Put together and voila, you've got yourself one tasty contradiction.

Did you see Dave and Gary, they picked up a girl yesterday in New York and now their sharing a Staten Island Sandwhich with her.

Staten Island Sandwhich by tissueman January 3, 2015

Stantec 

Stantec Ltd. is a large AEC (architecture, engineering and construction) firm with offices located throughout North America, as well as Europe and Central Asia. Stantec Ltd. prides itself on the formulation of rather boring designs in terms of its architectural sector and the poor pay and meaningless recognition of its overworked and undervalued employees at the hands of principals, its CFO, CEO, and the like who hoard profits and drive around in their fancy Beemers and Porches, or readily vacation at their cottages or on their private yachts.

Stantec is not the company to work for if you expect a salary that you can survive off of and a career that promotes continuous learning and workplace advancement.

Stantec by Montgomery Saint James III September 8, 2013

The Staten Island snapper 

When you put your middle finger in a girl's vagina, your thumb in her butthole, and then snap your fingers inside her.

Meet me under the Verazzano, baby, I'll give ya the Staten Island snapper

The Staten Island snapper by Smac141 April 2, 2015

staten island

The forgotten Borough where you've gotten into arguments with people who think Long Island is the fifth borough. You refer to Manhattan as 'the city'. You call the ferry "the boat". You can name all four bridges. Denino's Pizza and Ralph's Ices are the best summertime treats ---and you will wait on line for 45 minutes just for a vanilla chip ice! You've gone sledding at Latourette. There is only one mall... and it's called 'the mall.' It takes you a half hour to get to your friend's house... and they live less than a mile away. You know it's Prince's Bay, not Princess Bay. You would never swim in the water here. At least one of your relatives is fluent in Italian.
You or someone you know has more than one matching velour sweat suits in their closet. You can smell the dump from your house but you're so used to the smell that you don't notice it anymore. You've gotten into a screaming match over a parking spot. Someone you know has a lifetime membership to Tanning Loft. Everyone you know claims to be 'connected.' You've hung out in a parking lot. You know the difference between Richmond Rd., Richmond Ave., and Richmond Terrace. You know that 'Mike' owns all the good diners. You refer to every highway on the island as 'The Expressway.' You've been cut off by a souped up Honda Accord with earth shaking bass playing. You have chased someone for cutting you off just to give them the finger. A development of townhouses has recently sprung up in your neighborhood. The shocks in your car are shot because you hit pot holes every 2 feet. You have the need to look at the people in the car next to you when stopped at a red light to see if it someone you know. You know never to walk on South Beaches sand with out Shoes. You've seen Method Man in the Mall at least once. The Monastery and Sea View aren't scary, just another place to drink. You own a North Face jacket. Everybody and their mother has a Nextel. You wave at the weird leg guy when you pass the North Shore, and sometimes he waves back.

In Staten Island even the guys get their eyebrows waxed.

staten island by Maddz July 31, 2008

Stanton 

A pretty cool guy who catches more flak than he deserves, but brushes it off anyway, and an endless source of envious inspiration for every aspiring idiot-savant. Most of the time, he goes under appreciated by his peers, usually due to their judgement being clouded by his rapist wit and handsome teeth. A guru, an artist, a vagabond legend in the making, a Stanton is truly the stuff that turns history on its head and makes the world get down on its knees. If you are ever in the presence of him, be sure to hi, because not only is he a force to be reckoned with, but an expert conversationalist that will leave your mind and soul better off than you ever thought they could be.

No example does him justice.

He is of divinity, whose essence we can only grasp with the vain futility of words.

Be at awe, be gracious, be kind.

Beware, for he is watching.

Stanton.

Stanton by TheBastardPrince February 8, 2014