when u are having a three some and you fuck one girl up the ass n all the nasty shit juices soak's in to your dick skin and u fling it at girl #1s stomach and then girl #2 shits all over Girl #1
ROB: yo u no that dude kinkey kelly?
JOHN: is that the dude from that movie?
ROB: yeah it is you no he give stanly steamers now.
JOHN: WTF thats some kinkey shit
while a flat stanely character is placed on the chest of a sex partner, take a dump on it. Take a picture and send it to a kid to show where its been.
flat stanely needed some new scenery. he was placed on a nice pair of breasts and dumped on. i think he enjoyed himself getting a flat stanley steamer.
When in the shower with your significant other pretend to drop the soap, have them get it and then fart in their face . Deny any smell. Give them the stanley steamer.
When you are taking a shower, and a family member or roomate comes into the bathroom and takes a shit at the same time. The mixture of shit smell and hot humid air is absolutely intolerable.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.