Feet so foul they cause everyone around you to have a transient stroke at a whiff. If left untreated, has the capacity to instill madness, violence, and depression in those who have the displeasure of filling their nostrils with the odors of Satan.
"Ay I heard that 22 year old girl got some stank-ass feet yo"
"Damn yo that girl needs some febreze or some shit for her stank-ass feet"
"Pooja provides some phenomenal therapy, but why she gotta put those stank-ass feet in my face as I pour out my heart? This is some unprofessional shit right here, fam."
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.