stanford ohs 

the school where half the kids are professional athletes and the other have are unsociable geniuses. the regular kids wish they went to public school but their parents hear from the unsociable nerds that ohs is the best but those people saying that are the type of people who do calculus in their free time.

Person 1: oh shoot this donut is shaped like a Euler-L'Hôpital bioexothermical contortagon!
Person 2: you from stanford ohs huh.

stanford ohs by sadohser March 8, 2022

stanford ohs 

Stanford OHS, formerly known as Stanford EPGY Online High School, is one of the greatest college prep schools of all time. OHSers are known for being intelligent, kind, motivated people, who know where they stand in the upper echelons of youth academia, yet choose to be very respectful of people not in their situation. While we as a school have no real rivals or competition and thus no propaganda to speak of, we do enjoy sending the occasional pompous preppie back to where they belong. Thus, you must NEVER be pompous, annoying, or rude to an OHSer, as we will mirthfully dismantle you while you talk. (i can proudly say i did this to a choatie with my friend in our robotics team when he tried to prove his superiority)

person 1: What school do you go to

ohser: stanford ohs

person 1: *googles* you go to THIS? i take back my insults and boasting!

stanford ohs by randomhomosapiens December 8, 2021