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stand too 

army slang meaning an attack is imminant and to take fireing posistions ready to return fire. Every soldiers worst nightmare as it usually means getting out of doss bags (sleeping bags) in the early hours to get shot at for a few minutes or possibly hours.
stand too, stand too. INCOMING
stand too by banta87 October 24, 2010
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too much sand for my truck 

Portuguese people have a saying that goes "muita areia para a minha camioneta" or too much sand for my truck which basically means that they're overwhelmed and can also be used to describe a person that is way too attractive for them as in they could never handle having any sort of relationship with said person.
*hot chick walks by*
dave: damn
miguel: dude, she's too much sand for your truck
dave: oh c'mon, she definitely isn't too much sand for my truck
too much sand for my truck by lipa4 February 22, 2018

too much sand in the hourglass 

(adj) Descriptive term used by a woman with an hourglass figure ie: large boobs, small waist & large hips who is unhappy with the largeness of the boobs and hips in proportion to the waist. Gives the idea the person would be happier with a smaller hourglass, one with less sand in it perhaps...
Sam: You have such a lovely hourglass figure, Ellie.

Ellie: There's too much sand in the hourglass....

Or; If only there wasn't so much sand in my hourglass...

too much sand for my little truck

A member of opposite sex that although possibly attractive is just too fat to put it to. Opposite of a butta face.
Janet is is cute and all, but a bit too much sand for my little truck.

Fuck stan lee, Fuck the Xmen, Fuck marvel, and fuck you too!!!! 

used as an insult towards someone else, merely thr first 3 parts are purely cosmetic
A: b your a douche
B: fuck stan lee, fuck the xmen, fuck marvel, and fuck you too!!!!

Stank Tooth

When you are eating ass and get shit in you teeth
I was eating Louis's ass and got some Stank Tooth
Stank Tooth by Cornwallis911 October 26, 2016

Stank tooth

“Goddamn, have you smelled Toni’s breath? She’s got stank tooth.” -Some guy
Stank tooth by Vixenne June 22, 2024
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