stand sucker 

Someone who is so short, that he can perform a blow job without even kneeling down.

-Hey dude, want me to blow ya?
-Nfw,you stand sucker.
-Ah dammit, looks like am I ever gonna taste a cock again!

stand sucker by Milf Midget May 2, 2008

Sand Sucker 

a derogative term for a person who

1)lives in the middle east
2)Of middle eastern decent

Jim walks off the subway covered in coffee and sees Dave
"Jim" Dave says"what happened to your shirt?"
"Some sand sucker spilled his coffee on me" Jim replies

Sand Sucker by irish redneck June 30, 2009

Sand Sucker 

A caucasian woman who dates Middle Eastern men.

1. From the idea there will be sand on the mans penis that the woman will be taking orally.

Bob - "So Amy is dating a guy named Mustafa?"
Joe - "Yep, she turned into a Sand Sucker?"

Sand Sucker by iseeyouinthemirror September 12, 2011