When you sit down on the toilet and someone is in the stall next to you and you see who can make the most & loudest noises from your ass.
I was in the bathroom earlier today having stall wars with Jermaine from the football team. His shit was so loud that they evacuated the whole east wing of the school.
by Charlie Badass November 15, 2017
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It took us twenty minutes longer to get to our destination because there were many stallwarts on the road.
by Queenpin April 5, 2009
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