stalkpies

A word describing a group of stalkers stalking the same individual

Dino went into hiding because his stalkpies would not leave him alone.

by urbanistas May 11, 2018

Stalkie

Pretending to take a Selfie but instead actually talking a picture of an unsuspecting victim in the background

Sam on the train texting Tom

Sam: Hey Tom this hot girl just got on the train and shes sitting across from me
Tom: Quick get a Stalkie
Sam: Got it, hang on a sec ill send it to you
Sam gets toms Stalkie
Sam: Nice man, shes a hottie, you should go speak to her

by weaby12 October 22, 2013

stallpisser

A man that has really small genitals and always seeks out a stall to piss in in a public restroom, rather than run the risk of going to the urinal and having someone see his small penis, thus ruining his reputation and life. A stallpisser's greatest fear is the trough-like urinal where like 10 dudes line-up and take a piss in plain view of the other dudes. If a bar's restroom is set-up especially bad, the stallpisser may even resort to leaving the premises and pissing in a back alley or another store. Alexander the Great, Grover Cleveland, Danny Glover and Gandhi are four of the most famous stallpissers in world history. The stallpisser's biggest enemy is the close-pisser; a guy who pulls up to piss right next to you when there are 4 or 5 other urinals open.

Rick: "I gotta piss fucking bad man."
Roger: "There's the bathroom, go piss."
Rick: "There's a guy snorting coke in the stall and I can't fucking piss at the urinal man."
Roger: "What the fuck are you talking about?"
Rick: "I'm a stallpisser. I only piss in the stall."

by John Planet December 20, 2007

stalkish

To do something that resembles a stalker

James takes the long way to class everyday just to walk by Lacey. That's a little stalkish don't you think?

by capnkev May 11, 2009

Stalkanese

Stalkanese is a language invented spoken and sang by Stalk Ashley. Only God can understand it really, and in most cases her top fans, but we love the sound nonetheless.

"Girl yuh listen Stalk Ashley new song ?" , "no girl mi nuh understand Stalkanese"

by ankletwist February 24, 2021

Stalkeresque

adj; sort of like a stalker; in a manner that is somewhat stalkerish.

i followed you down the street, and felt somewhat stalkeresque.

by Samrex January 17, 2009

stalkniscient

Being omniscient in a creepy way. Having knowledge of private information (such as meeting locations and events with friends) without having spoken to people involved.

Person 1: Why is creepy dude here? How did he find out about the party?
Person 2: Don't you know, he's stalkniscient

by Theodis December 23, 2008