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stalkpies by urbanistas May 11, 2018
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Stalkie
Pretending to take a Selfie but instead actually talking a picture of an unsuspecting victim in the background
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stalkpies • Stalkiesh • stalkie • Shalopies • Stalkanese • Stalkeresque • Stalkie Talkie • Stalkiness • stalkish • stalkisher
stallpisser
A man that has really small genitals and always seeks out a stall to piss in in a public restroom, rather than run the risk of going to the urinal and having someone see his small penis, thus ruining his reputation and life. A stallpisser's greatest fear is the trough-like urinal where like 10 dudes line-up and take a piss in plain view of the other dudes. If a bar's restroom is set-up especially bad, the stallpisser may even resort to leaving the premises and pissing in a back alley or another store. Alexander the Great, Grover Cleveland, Danny Glover and Gandhi are four of the most famous stallpissers in world history. The stallpisser's biggest enemy is the close-pisser; a guy who pulls up to piss right next to you when there are 4 or 5 other urinals open.
Rick: "I gotta piss fucking bad man."
Roger: "There's the bathroom, go piss."
Rick: "There's a guy snorting coke in the stall and I can't fucking piss at the urinal man."
Roger: "What the fuck are you talking about?"
Rick: "I'm a stallpisser. I only piss in the stall."
Roger: "There's the bathroom, go piss."
Rick: "There's a guy snorting coke in the stall and I can't fucking piss at the urinal man."
Roger: "What the fuck are you talking about?"
Rick: "I'm a stallpisser. I only piss in the stall."
stallpisser by John Planet December 20, 2007
Stalkanese
Stalkanese is a language invented spoken and sang by Stalk Ashley. Only God can understand it really, and in most cases her top fans, but we love the sound nonetheless.
Stalkanese by ankletwist February 24, 2021
Stalkeresque
Stalkeresque by Samrex January 17, 2009
stalkniscient
Being omniscient in a creepy way. Having knowledge of private information (such as meeting locations and events with friends) without having spoken to people involved.
Person 1: Why is creepy dude here? How did he find out about the party?
Person 2: Don't you know, he's stalkniscient
Person 2: Don't you know, he's stalkniscient
stalkniscient by Theodis December 23, 2008
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