stalkola

A girl with a last name ending in ola, who is a stalker and gets attached to things very easily.

Sara Bastola: Hi nick!
Nick: oh hey Stalkola!

by Mr.DanceTime 101 October 13, 2011

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reverse stalkology

when you follow your stalker around to make them think your creepy therefore they wil leave you alone

girl 1-"parker is stalking me"
girl 2-"use reverse stalkology so he'll leave you alone'

by Berthaleein December 21, 2008

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Stalk-ol-o-gy stawk ólləjee (n.) The science of knowing a guy's/girl's (who is referred to as a target) life in significant detail, more than the person knows their own life. Maybe even more than you know your own life

Guy: Hey dude, you know that girl, Sarah?
Guy's friend: Yeah, what about her?
Guy: She's got a Ph. D in stalkology man, I swear. She knows my mother's middle name, I didn't even know my mother's middle name!

by JJBelle January 9, 2011

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stalkopath

A psychopath in the form of a social media stalker. These people often find the most absurd gossip material regarding their friends and their party mates.

Ahmet: I saw Sarah yesterday, she told me all about your one night stand and her ex and then her ex's ex. You should be careful of what you put on you Snapchat story.

Mehmet: I know dude, Sarah is a total stalkopath.

by tekircan January 3, 2018

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