stale sandwich 

That time when your drunk and do a hot sandwich , but fall asleep and when you wake up the shit is crusty .

Oh man. I was so shitfaced last night ! Had sex with this girl and she gave me a hot sandwich. But i passed out and by the time i woke up , she was gone and that hot sandwich turned to a stale sandwich .

stale sandwich by joe blob aka. mr lover lover July 19, 2014

stale ham sandwich 

Someone who is lame, boring, or lack luster. One who has no excitement in their life.

Steve is such a stale ham sandwich. He never wants to go to the bar.

stale ham sandwich by Mountain Penguin April 10, 2018

Stale ham sandwich 

A Stale Ham Sandwich is someone who has utterly fucked up. This person is so much of a disgrace to human society that they have been labeled as the lowest of the food chain.

Alex: Did you hear about Liz and Hunter getting together right after she broke up with me?

Xzander: Yeah man that was rough, what a hoe.
Synergy: Totally, she is lower that the juices at the bottom of a trash bin. She is such a stale ham sandwich!

Stale ham sandwich by CuteKeys April 13, 2019