Stale Bed

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When you've spent so much time in bed trying to fall asleep, that you've just lost all ability or interest in sleeping.

examples:

"Man I had wicked stale bed last night and I'm so tired..."
"My dad's all grumpy today cause his bed got stale"
"Dude you look horrible, did you get stale bedded last night?"

Stale Bed by Invasian June 12, 2009

Words you can keep

Bed bug style

When two people are having sex and a third surprises the one penetrating the first with surprise butt sex similar to the way bed bugs mate via impaling a male currently engaged in sex with his penis and inseminating the female through the other male's body.

Man, last night I surprised my friends by doing it bed bug style!

Bed bug style by Vorsteher Agony August 20, 2019

Related Words

Stale Bed • Gillian-style bedmaking • Bed bug style • stale • stale meme • Ståle • Stale Bread • stale penis • Stale white bread boy • Stale-breath

Gillian-style bedmaking

In reference to making an occupied bed in nursing. To make the bed gillian-style means to make an occupied bed but the occupent ends up on top of the top sheet instead of tucked nicely in the bed.

See definition of Gillian-style bedmaking

Gillian-style bedmaking by Supernurse Janet January 22, 2009

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026