Stale Bed

When you've spent so much time in bed trying to fall asleep, that you've just lost all ability or interest in sleeping.

examples:

"Man I had wicked stale bed last night and I'm so tired..."
"My dad's all grumpy today cause his bed got stale"
"Dude you look horrible, did you get stale bedded last night?"

Stale Bed by Invasian June 12, 2009

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Bed bug style

When two people are having sex and a third surprises the one penetrating the first with surprise butt sex similar to the way bed bugs mate via impaling a male currently engaged in sex with his penis and inseminating the female through the other male's body.

Man, last night I surprised my friends by doing it bed bug style!

Bed bug style by Vorsteher Agony August 20, 2019

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Stale Bed • Gillian-style bedmaking • Bed bug style • stale • stale meme • Ståle • Stale Bread • stale penis • Stale white bread boy • Stale-breath

Gillian-style bedmaking

In reference to making an occupied bed in nursing. To make the bed gillian-style means to make an occupied bed but the occupent ends up on top of the top sheet instead of tucked nicely in the bed.

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Gillian-style bedmaking by Supernurse Janet January 22, 2009

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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