staggz

a big, fat dump

brb, gotta take a fucking staggz

by the staggzinator December 28, 2011

staggle

the awkward exchange that occurs when two people who are walking towards each other move the same direction (usually more than once) to get out of each other's way

It's hard to avoid staggling with other pedestrians when walking on the crowded streets of London.

by Anna Swanson May 16, 2005

Carl Stagg

A man with a beard thicker then the forests of the amazon. A laid back fellow with a love for mathematics and fine women. It has once been said that he lost his virginity before his own father, and spends his free time skydiving without parachutes, and counting to infinity, which he has accomplished both twice.

Stagg was created when God fornicated with a unicorn and out popped Carl with a mathbook in his hand and full beard.

Did you know helen kellers favorite color was Carl Stagg?

by foxylady4u October 10, 2010

Staggerlicious

To look good walking while drunk, or look good in general while drunk

that girl is so staggerlicious walking down those stairs,,,,
I hope im looking staggerlicious i feel wasted

by BEN KITCHIN March 26, 2009

staggalate

to drag, waste too much f*ckin time..

Dont staggalate on gettin me my money or u fina get shot.

by Ravi C January 25, 2006

Stagger

To drink alcohol and smoke marijuana at the same time

Davy's favorite song to listen to while staggering was Creedence Clearwater Revival's "I Heard It Through The Grapevine". He was always in a good mood after that.

by Millennial Hippie June 19, 2023

stoplight stagger

That way you stagger your car at a stoplight so that your window isn't lined up directly with the car next to you so as to avoid awkward eye contact and/or open-window singalongs.

I was sure to do the stoplight stagger so that guy next to me wouldn't hear me singing along with Justin Bieber.

by sixpence December 10, 2012