Stabbery

The crucial art of stabbing.

"I've been going to stabbery class since last week!" Bartholomew exclaimed.

by CertifiedIdiot March 8, 2022

Purple-shirted eye-stabber

The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.

1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*

by NightWind November 8, 2010

scrotum stabber

a vicious weapon used to destroy ones scrotum

get the gause hes been attacked by a scrotum stabber

by pewdieboi69420 February 27, 2019

scab stabber

Someone who stabs continually at the same place with a syringe, usually trying to inject street drugs, until it forms a scab....once the scab is formed the scab stabber will usually stab at the newly formed scab trying to ingest more drugs....

Look at that scab stabber trying to stab at that scab with that dull rusty needle.... how many scabs could a scab stabber stab if a scab stabber could stab scabs?? A scab stabber would stab all scabs that they could stab if a scab stabber could stab scabs......

by tex WHITE September 11, 2016

side-stabber

someone who has stabbed in the back like a coward and in the front like a courageous asshole so many times that its hard to tell which one they are

'Cedric is such an ambivalent curio. A pure blooded side-stabber if there ever was one. He secretly screwed me out of $100 last week, then he told his boyfriend that he was having an affair with his mother, then he actually butchered his girlfriend with a dirk from all angles'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

stool stabber

A homosexual male who pounds another mans shit so fiercly that he is not a stool pusher, but even worse, a stool stabber.

Back in Costa Rica Tom was the most feared stool stabber in the prison system.

by General Jizz August 17, 2006

shit stabber

One who partakes in the act of shit stabbing; copulating anally.

See, I told you he was a shit stabber.

by BarryBurton August 9, 2006