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ss;dd by birtha big butt April 21, 2008
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Another qwerty keyboard randomness, not suprising.
You know the drill, you're bored bla bla bla typing keyboard something etc.
Well, I ain't blaming y'all for getting bored. Because I myself are the same as you guys.
You know the drill, you're bored bla bla bla typing keyboard something etc.
Well, I ain't blaming y'all for getting bored. Because I myself are the same as you guys.
Someone: "Oi, can ya stop with the typin'?"
You:"Nope, I won't. I have achieved the ultimate keyboard typing randomness. By typing the ultimate "``==11--220033994488557766qq\\ww]]ee[rrppttooyyiiuuaa''ss;;ddllffkkggjjhhzz//xx..[cc,,vvmmbbnn."
Someone: "I'll call the psychiatrists."
You:"Nope, I won't. I have achieved the ultimate keyboard typing randomness. By typing the ultimate "``==11--220033994488557766qq\\ww]]ee[rrppttooyyiiuuaa''ss;;ddllffkkggjjhhzz//xx..[cc,,vvmmbbnn."
Someone: "I'll call the psychiatrists."
Related Words
SS, DDD
What a plastic-surgeon sighingly/shruggingly grumbles if you ask him how things are going --- i.e., nothing special to report; just more of da usual "make a gal's tits either bigger or smaller" routine.
If more unhappy-with-their-flat-chests chicks would just practice da famous "applied cream and incantation" routine --- i.e., rub da medicated lotion on yer chest while chanting, "Scooby-dooby-doobies; I want bigger boobies!" --- a lot fewer attractiveness-enhancing specialists would have to admit, "SS, DDD" when queried regarding their most-recent work-period.
S.S.D.D.
S.S.D.D.
Social Security Disability Disease
This is a hereditary disease that renders the patient unable to work or to pursue any means of self-support. It is passed on from generation to generation. Its’ symptoms often present themselves in the form of unending excuses of why they truly are a victim and they are often diagnosed with nebulous illnesses, such as “disabling psychiatric conditions,” or “back pain”. If left unchecked, this disease will precipitate for generation after generation.
Social Security Disability Disease
This is a hereditary disease that renders the patient unable to work or to pursue any means of self-support. It is passed on from generation to generation. Its’ symptoms often present themselves in the form of unending excuses of why they truly are a victim and they are often diagnosed with nebulous illnesses, such as “disabling psychiatric conditions,” or “back pain”. If left unchecked, this disease will precipitate for generation after generation.
Hey Joe, my neighbor’s family sits out on their porch all year long, 24-7. They each say they are disabled.
Mike, I have seen this many times before, I bet they all have a case of S.S.D.D.
Mike, I have seen this many times before, I bet they all have a case of S.S.D.D.
S.S.D.D. by Tom Stillin January 22, 2018