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A gorgeous person with a big heart. Srutee will always be there for you and is smart. She is compassionate and warm but get on her bad side I dare you. Confidence looks best on her and it makes her glow.
Bro, damn srutee is a skinny ass bitch with some smarts.
srutee by bond1614_yesssir November 15, 2021
Words you can keep
Being so high that you're above the influence.
Being higher than God.
Being MORE than baked.
Man 1- "Dude, I'm so fucking high right now."

Man 2- "You're not high. You're not baked. You're not keyed. You're not fucked up. You're fucking sauteed."
sauteed by Capeeetan Crunch March 4, 2009

sautéed 

to get beyond sauced, crossfaded, or just generally fucked up on weed and/or booze
Dude I got so sautéed after two doobies to the face.
sautéed by jb_stack February 21, 2017
Shrutee is a selfless girl, who is very kind to others. She can be friends with almost ANYONE. She is often made fun of because others may not have talents she contains. Shrutee is beautiful within and will always be.
Shrutee is kind and sweet to everyone
shrutee by Ksisnaiaznsn February 1, 2018

sluteens 

a person; especially a girl who is a slut. Another name for a slut, just a nicer way of saying it.
Slutty girl walks by.
Person: Sluteens!
Other person: Ya oh my god. She is a sluteens!
sluteens by mynameis: March 29, 2010

Sautéed ass 

When you shart in the car while the heated seat is on.
"Dude, I just had the wettest fart, and my heated seat is on!"
"You've got sautéed ass, bro!"
Sautéed ass by talknerdytome December 3, 2014
To sit in the heat for a long period of time with the disability to do anything that involves energy.
Liam, "Yo man, it's so hot outside today!"
Austin, "Ya i know, I think I may just sautee outside for a bit, I'm so tired from the sick night lastnight guyy"
Sautee by Brittany and Caitlin October 10, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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