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Being so high that you're above the influence.
Being higher than God.
Being MORE than baked.
Man 1- "Dude, I'm so fucking high right now."

Man 2- "You're not high. You're not baked. You're not keyed. You're not fucked up. You're fucking sauteed."
sauteed by Capeeetan Crunch March 4, 2009

sautéed 

to get beyond sauced, crossfaded, or just generally fucked up on weed and/or booze
Dude I got so sautéed after two doobies to the face.
sautéed by jb_stack February 21, 2017
Shrutee is a selfless girl, who is very kind to others. She can be friends with almost ANYONE. She is often made fun of because others may not have talents she contains. Shrutee is beautiful within and will always be.
Shrutee is kind and sweet to everyone
shrutee by Ksisnaiaznsn February 1, 2018

sluteens 

a person; especially a girl who is a slut. Another name for a slut, just a nicer way of saying it.
Slutty girl walks by.
Person: Sluteens!
Other person: Ya oh my god. She is a sluteens!
sluteens by mynameis: March 29, 2010

Sautéed ass 

When you shart in the car while the heated seat is on.
"Dude, I just had the wettest fart, and my heated seat is on!"
"You've got sautéed ass, bro!"
Sautéed ass by talknerdytome December 3, 2014
To sit in the heat for a long period of time with the disability to do anything that involves energy.
Liam, "Yo man, it's so hot outside today!"
Austin, "Ya i know, I think I may just sautee outside for a bit, I'm so tired from the sick night lastnight guyy"
Sautee by Brittany and Caitlin October 10, 2004