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Sunlit Uplands 

In Brexit mythology, Sunlit Uplands is the dwelling of both false idols (politicians) and idealogues ( tabloid reading tossers). It is comparable to Asgard in Norse mythology, Mount Olympus in Greek mythology and Heaven in Abrahamic mythology. Only the truly faithful may apparently get a chance to enter and gaze at the elusive untold fortunes - and unicorns.
No of course I haven’t seen the fucking Sunlit Uplands of Brexit, or fucking unicorns; because it was always going to be bollocks! Just like all the other mythical shit people fall for.

Knobends!

sunlight won't sweeten trash 

Metaphor - It stank yesterday, it stinks today, and will be stinkier tomorrow; you will always be trash
You can put your garbage in a sunny fragrant rose garden but it will still smell putrid. Sunlight won't sweeten trash!

stunlock 

When someone keeps talking to you and keeps bringing up new topics when you want to leave, usually a one-sided conversation.
The person talking to you is preventing you from taking any action.
I couldn't leave the call, Sophia was stunlocking me!
stunlock by Oordeel October 24, 2020
The person you go to if you want help with anything. He's Asian, which means he's guaranteed to attend Harvard otherwise he'll be a failure that will be excommunicated to Africa.
Hey, it’s Sunly! Quick, make him do all the work!
sunly by IQISINTHENEGATIVES September 21, 2019

Sunlake high school 

Welcome to sunfake highs school where people have sex in the Juul room and seniors fuck freshmen in there cars if you’ve never smoked weed you definitely don’t go to sunlake... keep it classy Seahawks
Sunlake high school is the trashiest school in Florida but yee yee brUther.

Hey what school do you go to ?

Sunlake wbu ?

Exits the chat.
Another name for hell as others call it. A place where Jesus can't find you and help. Your stuck there with crappy teachers who can't teach, there are some good teachers who do there job serious but entertaining to the students who are trying to break free from this hell hole. You're surrounded by assholes and act like they ride the short bus, but don't be fooled, there are a few people who are not complete assholes, that care about you and want you alive, which you call "friends". The cafeteria food is made from failed government experiments from Area 51 that is mind controlling your brain to fail in your classes.
Africa is more civilized than sunlake.
sunlake by A sunlake survivor March 12, 2017