For when something is squiggly, but in a much more swoogly way. Swoogly is a word that has existed for thousands and thousands of years, not bound by the English language's barriers.
Guy 1: This tree looks very swoogly.
Guy 2: Do you mean squiggly?
Guy 3: NO, I mean swoogly, you absolute buffoon.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)