While many Americans will simply call whipped cream in a can “whipped cream”, hilariously, parts of the UK call it “squirty cream”.
Where I live, Youtube blocks any mention of squirty cream from search results and google’s search engine is just really weird about the term.
#freesquirtycream
Where I live, Youtube blocks any mention of squirty cream from search results and google’s search engine is just really weird about the term.
#freesquirtycream
Guy 1: Hey mate, could you pass the squirty cream
Guy 2: ok
Guy 1: Thanks
Guy 1 then proceeds to spray squirty cream on his ice cream.
Guy 2: ok
Guy 1: Thanks
Guy 1 then proceeds to spray squirty cream on his ice cream.
by Squirtycream September 20, 2020
"Tom had Hershey Squirties last night!"
by MadMaz001 March 18, 2022
The sexual act of the woman having explosive diarrhea on the mans penis, using the fecal matter as lubricant, then proceeding to have rough vaginal sex.
I slipped Jenny laxatives in her orange juice at lunch, when we get to her house we can squirty patertie.
by Alabama Hotpocket God January 30, 2017
When you fall asleep after drinking too much and wake up with your butt cheeks glued together because you sharted in your sleep or straight shit yourself.
by Jrizzle83 October 20, 2018
What happens when a man ejaculates inside a woman who then proceeds to squirt afterwards.
Also a British term for what the Americans call Whipped Cream in a can.
Also a British term for what the Americans call Whipped Cream in a can.
Ginger was horrified to find that Neil was covered in Squirty Cream after she climaxed on top of him.
by Dr Bradburry September 10, 2021
When your bowel movements are both painful and 100% liquid, you are suffering from squirty bottoms. Also known as 'cappuccino ass' as your ass will hiss and froth during the movement.
(a) Every time I eat take and bake pizza from the grocery store I end up with a horrendous case of squirty bottoms.
(b) Fred's toes curled and his whole body was racked with pain as the hot and frothy excrement spewed forth from his ass. Just before he felt as if he was going to vomit he wondered what gave him such a bad case of squirty bottoms.
(b) Fred's toes curled and his whole body was racked with pain as the hot and frothy excrement spewed forth from his ass. Just before he felt as if he was going to vomit he wondered what gave him such a bad case of squirty bottoms.
by Dasspam November 9, 2009
British for Whipped Cream. A light and fluffy cream traditionally stored in a can, which upon pressing the dispenser at the top the cream will be dispersed.
by TheArchivist July 24, 2021