squirrel fucker

One who has a dick like an acorn that drives the squirrels NUTS

My friend Bill is a dirty squirrel fucker.

squirrel fucker by BazookaHorse November 29, 2017

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Squirrel fucker

Someone who is so despicable and awful that they would probably fuck squirrels if given the chance. The sort of person with a disregard for the people around them and treat people like their nothing and doesn't care about the consequences. Pretty much on the same levels of a douchebag and just above being an asshole.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Justin Beiber spat on his fans from a balcony and laughed about it

Girl 2: I did, seriously what a Squirrel fucker

Girl 1: yep, glad I was never a Belieber to begin with

Girl 2: Same here

Squirrel fucker by Bookworm451 September 3, 2013

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squirrel fucker

A kid usually named will who looks like a squirrel and likes to fuck them

Kid 1: whose that weird kid?
kid 2: thats will, he is a real squirrel fucker

squirrel fucker by ticktokbabycock October 18, 2014

Squirrel Fucked

When the fukee is fucked so hard that the fucker burried his balls in the fukee's ass.

I just got squirrel fucked in my fantasy league by the running back's 88 yard touchdown run.

Squirrel Fucked by weekend drunk October 11, 2011

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Fucked Squirrel

A squirrel that is standing of the middle of road debating whether to run to the left or the right and at the last second runs onto the grass and then back onto the road where he is instantly splatted and blood and feces goes everywhere.

Oh my god, look at that squirrel standing in the middle of the road. If he doesn't hurry and move then he is going to be one fucked squirrel.

Fucked Squirrel by static1432 March 24, 2010

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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