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Squirrel Brains 

I told a girl I had AIDS after I fucked her, so she kicked me in the squirrell brains!
Squirrel Brains by Skott December 12, 2004

Squirrel brains 

Some dumb hick girl from Kentucky’s intelligence level.
Tommy your girlfriend has squirrel brains.

kissing squirrel brains

while holding your balls, squezzing tightly and pressing to someone cheek
roland past out travis made him kissing squirrel brains

Squirrel Brain 

When you are so dumb the only logical explanation is the fact that your brain is the size of a squirrel.
"Connor just asked where Cancun was located...he is such a squirrel brain"

squirrel brain 

when you push all your foreskin in a in a bunch and it looks like a squirrel brain, looks very nasty.
during a drunken night, I whipped my squirrel brain out and showed my friends
squirrel brain by revilo nworb August 27, 2013

Squirrel Brain 

Tyler-Jay has a squirrel brain, they can't focus.
Squirrel Brain by TJ'23 July 25, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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