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squid fuck

noob squid is getting fucked
A noob squid is cumming, which is called squid fuck
squid fuck by Fuckrick November 28, 2022
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squid fuck

squid fuck is where you are naked fucking a squid in a bed beside your best friend who is a girl also naked fucking a squid and that repeats 8 times
squid fuck by Msmsk June 12, 2018

Squid fuck

A very retarded 11 year old got mad at his friend and instead of saying fuck you he said “squid fuck”
Squid fuck by Skeen peen 69 420 October 26, 2019

Squad-Fuck 

1)Synonym for gang bang
2)The act of gang banging
1) Trevor danny and nick squad-fucked a fat girl named lauren.

2)I want to get into a squad-fuck with my niggas and some dirty hoes who are DTSF (down to squad fuck)
Squad-Fuck by Rendives September 20, 2012

squid fucking 

When a male cannot get erect during sexual intercourse
Jimmy, why won't your Molly wopper solidify? Is this squid fucking? :O

Squid Fucker 

A slur to be used against ethnic yamato japanese, stems from the 1814 Hokusai painting "Dream of the Fisherman's Wife" and other forms of tentacle porn.
"You dinky little squid fucker, superior han race will crush your sad sappy little ass."
Squid Fucker by MistressChing March 15, 2023

varsity fuck squad 

the team you wanna be on when it's time to get nasty!
in high school i was on the varsity fuck squad, and i lettered in blowin out backs
varsity fuck squad by caz money October 26, 2007
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