squeezles

A word u say when ur waterskis catch on fire

Aw squeezles my waterskis r on fire

by Waggles the clown May 25, 2021

Squeeze Burger

An adorably cute dog (cat, person, etc.) that you have an irresistible urge to snuggle.

"Come here girl! Come on! That's it! Who's a good doggie? You are. Oh yes you are. You are so cute, you little squeeze burger."

by goose_on_a_roof October 28, 2020

Squeeze the burrito

To take a shit

Dude, I'll be back in 30 minutes, I gotta go squeeze the burrito.

by NYYANKEES14 April 14, 2017

Alabama Squeezebox

An incestuous sex move where two brothers are pounding and throat-fucking their sister simultaneously from either side

"Hey, Cleetus how about we show Crystal the good ol' Alabama Squeezebox?"

"Sounds like a wonderful idea, Brother"

by Alabama Squeezebox July 5, 2023

Buffalo Squeeze

A pose struck by an ecdysiast ('stripper' to you) in which the arms are crossed below the breasts, emphasizing their cleavage and extension.

"Pasties and a g-string, beer and a shot, Portland through a shot glass and a Buffalo Squeeze" --Tom Waits

by comatus September 27, 2011

din squeeze

when your eyes close and your anal sphincter tighten in anticipation of something that is frightening and could harm you in a way.

(person 1 goes to hit person 2 but stops)
person 2: dude, you were gonna hit me
person 1: nah, i just wanted to make you din squeeze
person 2: chay

by alleycats June 7, 2007

squeezle

porcupine

Origin:

About 10 minutes and 40 seconds into the "Vietnam" episode of Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations" TV show, the travel guide refers to the porcupine as a squeezle.

Anthony Bourdain: Okay. So...uh, Linh, what's for lunch?
Travel Guide Linh: For lunch we have some hazard animal. Let's get in and check out.
Anthony Bourdain: Okay. What kind of animal could we be talking about?
Travel Guide Linh: Uh, I guess it's a...squeezle...

by Pap¡ October 4, 2016