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squeeze it 

Pull the trigger on a gun on some one.
"squeeze it, ya pussy mutha fucka!!"
"bitch, squeeze it if you can!!"
squeeze it by madi99 January 14, 2008
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Squeeze it 

1. In men's gymnastics, Region 5's (and Marvin Kimble's) motto/catch phrase

2. Masturbation
1. "Did you see Stace Erv stick that dismount?!"
"Hell yeah thats how you squeeze it!"

2. "Dude, Jacoby already squeezed it twice and we've only been at camp for 45 minutes!"
Squeeze it by squeezeit555 August 15, 2010

squeeze it easy 

its some what of a good bye like
for girls keep your finger out of it
derekderek derek derek
squeeze it easy by halo2 69 April 7, 2005

squeeze it in the sink 

Where a male cums and doesn't have a towel to let his swimmer go in so he puts his pp in the sink to wash it off.
Mom didn't do laundry last night so I had to squeeze it in the sink.

Cherry Squeeze-it 

When a male anally penetrates a woman so aggressively that the skin around the anus breaks and bleeds, covering the mans penis in blood. When ready to ejaculate, the man removes his blood-covered member and ejaculates onto the womans face and breasts.
Her ass was so tight, I couldn't help but give her a cherry squeeze-it.
Cherry Squeeze-it by TRD1437 October 21, 2010

Simple Dimple Pop It Squeeze 

Simple Dimple Pop it Squeeze Pop it Squeeze Pop it Squeeze

Sta!? mm. Aaaa
Fishe Napoli fab oli

A song that is funny
Simple Dimple Pop it Squeeze is so funny!
I know, right!

Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim 

Bubble Bass' order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate/cringiest food to ever exist.
"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass
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