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Smurt

(Verb) A smile that is forced and false.

To cover complete hatred towards an individual with an obviously fake smile.

Usually accompanied by an immediate scowl.

i.e. smurting, smurted, smurtist

I made a bad joke on Kathy's expense. She turned to me with a smurt on her face.

by Friday January 18, 2005

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squeeze it in the sink

Where a male cums and doesn't have a towel to let his swimmer go in so he puts his pp in the sink to wash it off.

Mom didn't do laundry last night so I had to squeeze it in the sink.

by Friday April 09, 2019

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Untraffledated

(Adjective) To be completely comfortable in every aspect of one's life. To be without worry.

Timmy was living the high life. He was untraffledated.

by Friday January 18, 2005

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Pelham

A small suburb in Westchester, New York consisting of two villages (Pelham and Pelham Manor), four elementary schools, one middle school, one highschool, about 500000 nail salons, and about 500000000 pizza parlors.

I'm so sick of living in Pelham

by Friday December 24, 2004

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Quiznify

(Adverb) A state of utter confusion. Perplexed.

i.e. quiznification, quiznified

I went to a party with Sally, and she told me she liked me. But the next day at school, she acted like she didn't even know me. I was quiznified.

"What kind of government reigns in Zimbabwe?" Timmy asked. The question was quiznifying.

by Friday January 18, 2005

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if theres no grass on the playing field, go around back and play in the dirt

Used as a variation of the common "If there is grass on the playing field" used to determine if a girl is maature enough for sex; The "grass" being her pubic hair. if there is no grass on the playing field, one must "go around back and play in the dirt", as in engage in anal sex with the girl in question.

"Do you think shes old enough?"
"Doesn't matter, if there's no grass on the playing field, go around back and play in the dirt."

by Friday March 30, 2005

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