Noun. A business or pleasure traveler, whom of sufficient frequent flyer airline status, knowingly attempts to
trick unsuspecting travelers into switching seats, through
ignorance, ineptitude, dawning of expensive noise cancelling headphones or other forms of trickery, such that said traveler can perform a modern day version of squatters rights, and sit in the aisle seat, of an airplane."
Verb. The act of tricking a passenger into switching seats through clever forms of trickery, dramatic rendition of ignorance or dumbfounded silence.
Adjective. A descriptive depiction of a frequent flyer who attempts to
trick travelers into switching seats, but the airline status of said traveler is not known until discovered at a later point in
time.
Usage noun. Overheard from the person sitting in seat 4B, "Some squathole was sitting in my seat, belittling me into believing seat 4B is the window seat. However, judging by his
diamond medallion tag on his expensive luggage, he knew exactly, which seat was mine and which seat was his. I called the flight attendant over and she politely instructed the
diamond medallion passenger to take seat 4A. Whatta Squathole!".
Usage verb. I squatholed my way into an aisle seat and slept like a
baby. I mean seriously, some
people shouldn't be sitting up here and the red eye from SFO to New York is serious business where aisles are the only way to
go. That silver medallion, actually believed that 10C was the window! Read the diagram! But later in the flight, the silver medallion got up to go to the bathroom and spilled
water on my seat. Squatholing ain't easy
Usage Adjective. That squathole flyer actually tried to separate my
wife and I, until I reminded him, that we both booked aisle seats, across from each other. That squathole flyer tried to appear dumbfounded, but I knew the gig and pointed to the seat diagram, and slowly moved my
finger to the
diamond medallion tag, on his expensive ballistic grade luggage. The flight attendant addressed the Squathole by "Mr." followed by his surname and politely asked if he needed assistance in moving over.
