square butt

n.: the opposite of a "bubble butt," the square butt is most often found on nappy white chicks. When using the square butt for sexual satisfaction, it is advised that a pillow, or some other cushioning device be placed between the wee-nis and the square butt to prevent bruising the male reproductive organs.

"Man, I hooked up with this square butt chick last night for two hours!"

"Are you shitting me? You wouldn't be walking if you did..."

"Look...here are the bruises to prove it!"

by Dr. Josephus February 28, 2009

square butt

An abnormally shaped rear, somewhat ressembling a square

"Damn Pat... look at the girl with the square butt!"

by James Huge January 15, 2004

square butt

A person lacking street knowledge .

There’s rules to this shit, your a square butt you don’t have a clue!

by Goldy the factor June 14, 2022

butt square naked

Totally and completely without clothing or covering. As naked as one can be.

Q: "You gonna get naked?"
A: "Man, I'm gonna get butt square naked."

by atomicdog327 April 9, 2009

square butthole

When someone gets fisted so much their butthole turns into a square shape.

Becky: OMG! Did you hear about Johnny?
Stacey: No, what happened?
Becky: He got pounded so hard last night he now has square butthole.

Stacey: Wow.

by Dinotastic March 12, 2017

Butt Squared

When something really sucks

Boss: "Carl, can you manually enter these 6,000 documents into the computer in the next 30 minutes?"

Carl: "Butt Squared."

by Benbunny September 20, 2011

Squarebutt

Any square ass loser who always be floorin his v-tec and parking it in reverse, and who wont play outdoor basketball because he might get sick

This SquareButt Ri Hea (refer to picture)

by Pimp McPimp November 30, 2006