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spugizakom 

it's a sugar sweetener imported from Czech.

Pronounced spoo-jiz-a-cum.
Hey pal can you put some spugizakom in my coffee?
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spugizakom 

a sugar substitute from the czech republic
spugizakom drovos nosnik
spugizakom by BOBBYROOSSSO December 3, 2022

spugizakom 

Pronounced “Spoo-Jizz-A-Cum”, it is a popular artificial sweetener from the Czech Republic. It can be used to make muffins.
Person 1: These are delicious, what’s the secret ingredient?
Person 2: Spugizakom
Person 1: *spits* EWWWWE
Person 2: What? OOHHH YOU THOUGHT-
spugizakom by Supermaniacjoey44 January 1, 2024

Spugizakom 

A joke word from an episode of family. It was said to be a “sugar substitute from the Czech Republic”, but the joke was it sounds like another word for semen. Funnily enough, actual Czech people seem to not get the joke, and have become confused, upset or even offended that Family Guy said this was a real sugar substitute from the Czech Republic, not understanding that their country was just used as a stand in for a far off, funny language.
Lois: These muffins are so good? How’d you make them?
Peter: Spugizakom! A sugar substitute from the czech republic!
Lois: *spits them out* EW
Czech Person: Ermmm actually we don’t have something called that
Normal person: No shit dumbfuck, it’s a joke
Spugizakom by theevil163 April 20, 2025