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spugizakom 

it's a sugar sweetener imported from Czech.

Pronounced spoo-jiz-a-cum.
Hey pal can you put some spugizakom in my coffee?
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spugizakom 

a sugar substitute from the czech republic
spugizakom drovos nosnik
spugizakom by BOBBYROOSSSO December 3, 2022

spugizakom 

Pronounced “Spoo-Jizz-A-Cum”, it is a popular artificial sweetener from the Czech Republic. It can be used to make muffins.
Person 1: These are delicious, what’s the secret ingredient?
Person 2: Spugizakom
Person 1: *spits* EWWWWE
Person 2: What? OOHHH YOU THOUGHT-
spugizakom by Supermaniacjoey44 January 1, 2024

Spugizakom 

A joke word from an episode of family. It was said to be a “sugar substitute from the Czech Republic”, but the joke was it sounds like another word for semen. Funnily enough, actual Czech people seem to not get the joke, and have become confused, upset or even offended that Family Guy said this was a real sugar substitute from the Czech Republic, not understanding that their country was just used as a stand in for a far off, funny language.
Lois: These muffins are so good? How’d you make them?
Peter: Spugizakom! A sugar substitute from the czech republic!
Lois: *spits them out* EW
Czech Person: Ermmm actually we don’t have something called that
Normal person: No shit dumbfuck, it’s a joke
Spugizakom by theevil163 April 20, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026