sprite bottle Share definition Flag noun. adj. having very well endowed genitals ie: a massive shwantz. teh gombas! hey steve, lets see that sprite bottle sticking out of the stretchy pants! oh yeah!!!!!!!11111 sprite bottle by homeboy tim pryor October 29, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the sprite bottle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch