a springyport is a stupid ass bitch nigga who lies to his friends about tragedies. they also are a fake muslim and talk shit behind their friends. there also really FAT
illumination : bro yousif why u being a springyport
Otherwise known as springtucky, it is a small town in Michigan. It is overall a nice town where the people are friendly and loyal. But it also has a whole lot of drug and alcahol problems and the has the highest teen pregnancy rate in Michigan. If you are looking for a small town where people take great pride in tractors, FFA, and just overall lots of farming then this is the place to be!!
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.