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spreadsheet brain

When a person is immersed in abstraction for so long that they forget to look up and smell the roses.

Common symptoms: excessive future-oriented thinking, trying to quantify everything, attempting to replace one's inner emotional life with opinions on current events
Daniel: Lately, my sleep quality has been averaging about 79%. I think it's all the stress from the crypto crash.
Melissa: Have you ever considered you may be suffering from spreadsheet brain?
by vdw17 April 14, 2023
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